I found this when I went to leave for work today...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/05/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: None

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Was nearly late because of the umpteen point turn I had to make to get out. As you can see in the second pic, Mr. AssFinder has no excuse for this atrocity. It's not like he was forced to park like that by another car BECAUSE THERE IS NO SPOT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!

thebigbossyboss > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:22

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I don't get it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > thebigbossyboss 05/05/2014 at 22:24

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My Jeep got sandwiched in a parallel parking spot. The second picture was eaten by Kinja, it should be there now.

Kyuusei > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:26

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That would be a fairly reasonably spaced parking spot in NYC...

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:26

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I get what happened, and he's an asshole. Buuut, I hope it's not too rude to say that the space you have to get out is just a normal space in Europe.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Kyuusei 05/05/2014 at 22:29

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Mix <2ft clearance on either end with a wonky clutch that occasionally engages very suddenly and you'll understand why I was unhappy.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 05/05/2014 at 22:31

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See my response to Kyuusei.

Kyuusei > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:38

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Oh no I totally understand why you'd be angry. I would be too considering the large amount of space left in front of that...Nissan?

If it was on a street packed full of cars I would even rate it as being almost considerate in terms of space left.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:38

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This is one of those situations I would be seriously tempted to pop it into 4 low and just nudge him forward.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:40

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I understand the frustration. My truck is very long and it makes it hard for me to backup without fear of demolishing whatever's behind me. The other night after dinner I was backing up and saw some dude in another long truck parked behind me. Engaged the 16 point turn, haha.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Kyuusei 05/05/2014 at 22:41

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I was squarely in my spot the night before, which means that the Pathfinder pulled into the spot and proceeded to back his ass up my air intake for no reason whatsoever!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 05/05/2014 at 22:44

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You have to really give the Jeep gas to get it going, so when the wonky clutch randomly decides to engage suddenly it means the whole truck lurches uncontrollably.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/05/2014 at 22:46

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Frightening.

Zibodiz > HammerheadFistpunch 05/06/2014 at 01:13

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Yeah, that would be my first thought. "Your bumper got scratched while you were in my parking spot? Hmm. Maybe it shouldn't have been in my parking spot."

quarterlifecrisis > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/06/2014 at 08:17

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There actually could be a decent excuse, not a good one, but a decent one. If the Pathrinder parked at night, and isn't from the area, there's a good chance the driver didn't see the painted out spots on the road. So then you would park normally, and how he parked is about right.

Pro tip (and I don't intend to sound rude): If you have a vehicle with some special needs (doesn't have reverse, spastic clutch, whatever) preemptively park in a spot where you won't be hindered by someone else, usually on the end. Do that long enough and people will leave the spot for you. I've used the same two parking spots in my apartment complex for the 7.5 months I've lived there, they're far from anyone's building entrance, and people just don't park in them.